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MIDTOWN SUPER SLEUTH HAS BEEN ON THE CASE FOR 29 YEARS.

Midtown Super Sleuth has been on the case for 29 Years.

The Blast Radius: Brian Baker April 23rd, 2015

By Brian Baker

One of my interests, imparted to me by my late Grandma C (who died a year ago), is film noir, along with detective shows.

One of my favourite movies, The Maltese Falcon, introduced me to the world of Sam Spade. The Big Sleep introduced me to Philip Marlowe. I also watched TV shows like Ellery Queen, Columbo, Banacek, The Rockford Files, McCloud and Magnum P.I. Humphrey Bogart became one of my favourite actors. Tom Selleck was one of two celebrities I ever wrote to — back when Twitter was the sound a bird made. The other was supermodel Cindy Crawford.

I’ve always been fascinated by detectives. When I was one of those all-too-common unemployed journalists I even considered going to school to become a sleuth.

I just had to scratch an itch and chat with two midtown snoops named Mitchell Dubros and Gabriel Mastsipaniuk, of the Investigation Hotline and Intact Investigations, respectively.

Mitchell Dubros on his motorcycle
PHOTO COURTESY MITCHELL DUBROS
MOTORCYCLE RIDING sleuth Mithcell Dubros is ready to investigate any nefarious deeds in midtown Toronto.

I meet the international jet-setters at the Duke of Kent one rainy April day. They remind me of classic rock duo Donald Fagen and Walter Becker — founding members of the band Steely Dan. Not in appearance mind you, but in their demeanour.

They’re relaxed and jovial, but there’s a tip of the hat to professionalism.

They got down to business, asking me what it is that I want to know about their line of work. They drink Grolsch, while I pore over a Guinness.

Dubros, who’s been a gumshoe for 29 years, tells me they exist to serve the public interest, whether it’s investigating civil, criminal, corporate or domestic disturbances.

They claim to have even had an encounter with a supernatural here and there. (Fox Mulder, eat your heart out.)

Still, the two have a code of ethics they adhere to. They include it on their website, and reference it when they vet cases.

When they take on a case, they say they’ll have it solved in three days, and exercise great discretion in going about it — a picture of efficiency.

Now, unlike Ruth Wonderly mysteriously entering the offices of Spade and Archer, Investigation Hotline has only a post office box. Dubros, who does live in midtown, does most of the initial screening by phone.

That’s not to say they don’t get to know their clients. Quite to the contrary, actually.

“We’re closer to our clients than their shrinks,” Dubros says, with a wink.

And when it comes to payment, it’s not necessarily a priority.

“What we need are closed cases,” he says, adding he charges by the package instead of by the hour.

So, they’re not like Jim Rockford: expecting a retainer all the time.

Mastsipaniuk is quiet and attentive, putting in a few words here and there, and is sure to share the fact that eight years ago he was Dubros’s protégé.

The emphasis, they say, is on the lives that they help. They treat their clients as human beings, and trust everyone, unless they give them a reason not to be trusted.

And violence is avoided at all costs.

When it comes to pop culture, Dubros admits he’s a little bit Columbo, a little bit Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau and a little bit Thomas Banacek.

And when asked if Dubros believes Higgins, Thomas Magnum’s overlord, was Robin Masters, he let’s out an emphatic “absolutely.”

“We have too much fun to just lurk in the shadows,” he says.

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2 weeks
A serious error in judgment on my behalf has put me at risk of ID theft. During a phone call I supplied personal info to someone who I believed was with Revenue Canada. Immediately after I realized I had fallen for the CRA scam. Shame on me!  Since the incident I've been frantically taking steps to fend off the dire repercussions that such a mistake can have. This has included: Filing a police report, Filing a report with the Canada Anti Fraud center, Adding flags to my bank accounts, Putting up Fraud alerts on the 2 main credit bureau's. I've even purchased some Identity theft tracker software to monitor my info. I contacted Investigation hotline to see if there was any additional measures I could take. The agent applauded me on the steps I had already taken. They also had knowledge about the CRA phone scam itself that helped settle my nerves somewhat. With all the fear and anxiety I've been enduring for the last while it was assuring to speak with someone familiar with the actual risk potential.
Jennifer Schneider
1 month
I called investigation hotline after I provided somebody a home renovation and they refused to pay, I tried to bring them to court- hired a lawyer and found out I was given false information on the contract. After speaking with Mitch and explaining my situation I felt that he sincerely cared about my case and was quick to find out the information I needed. Within a couple of days, he had all the information I needed. I could not thank Mitch enough. I would highly recommend investigation hotline to anybody as I feel they are experts in the field and act fast and work efficiently. I felt that Mitch had a deep understanding of what I was going through and was empathic and understanding. I could not thank him enough and will be using this service again if needed. Kaitie S
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1 month
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Jennifer Schneider
2 months
Apr 02, 2018 I needed an investigator on Sunday Easter Week End. No one cared about the situation except this Company. The investigator was dispatched to the location without minutes. did not care about the Money to be prepaid or secured. The investigator took it personal. He felt of my situation and Specially when it came to my kids issues. My Ex-wife was cheating in a hotel north east of Toronto. He Located her within 1/2 Hour. This a true story; I never thought Investigator cared about the situation but the money.. This company did not care about the money, they finished the job, send me the invoice and i Paid him more than what he asked for. Sometimes money does not mean any thing to some one wants to get a load off his back and find the truth about his wife,,,, FOR SURE THIS COMPANY TOOK A HUGE LOAD OFF MY BACK. THANK YOU SO MUCH JOE MICHIGAN
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6 months
All I can say is that the team at Hotline Investigation is absolutely amazing. They are genuine and care about helping you out in anyway they can! They do their best to ensure the best results. I cannot thank them enough for fixing my situation! The Investigation Hotline is the best choice.
Jennifer Schneider
8 months
Mitchell and his team of Investigators are an really extraordinary professionals. In less than 5 hours after first discussing with Mitchell about my case, Mitchell and his team had solved my case and I got the information I've been searching for some time. I want to emphasize that I am from Serbia and the person who I try found lives in Canada. I really surprised with Mitchell and his team how they quickly my case was solved. I'm really grateful to Mitchell and his team and I do not know what to add yet, thank you, thank you and guys are the best.
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